BRB just gonna recharge real quick.
Somewhere between a sneeze and a fart.
The vet stuck a thermometer in my ass.
This color really brings out my fear of heights.
Take me home.
Started from the bottom. Now take me home.
Yes, this is an endorsement.
I write a newsletter about politics and shit.
You should subscribe.
I’m aware of the effects I have on women.
Just a dog and his website.
Standing desks are the worst.
Today I fell into a bush.
Haters will say it ain’t real.
Everybody tells me I lack self awareness.