BRB just gonna recharge real quick.
Somewhere between a sneeze and a fart.
The vet stuck a thermometer in my ass.
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This color really brings out my fear of heights.
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Take me home.
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Started from the bottom. Now take me home.
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Yes, this is an endorsement.
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I write a newsletter about politics and shit. You should subscribe.
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I’m aware of the effects I have on women.
Just a dog and his website.
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Standing desks are the worst.
Today I fell into a bush.
Haters will say it ain’t real.
ZERO
Everybody tells me I lack self awareness.